LETTERS AND COMMUNIQUÉS

TO SIR RICHARD BRANSON
Complaint to Government of Hawaii Concerning Time-Warner Oceanic Cable Company
 

 My wife is recovering from a brain injury;  far too difficult for current medical treatment.  I decided to contact space travelers with beacon lights, believing their knowledge and medical technology sufficient in repairing her, and thus moved to the dark island of Molokai in the Hawaiian archipelago.  After some time, I came to realize that my beacon power was far too weak (only one million candles white light plus ) and my finances insufficient to do more.  I was unable to convince the local residents to do the same, even though among them there are many sick.
 It tears my heart out to see my beautiful love lying in bed, unable to move or speak  We were playing tennis together almost thirteen years ago when it happen...
 I know that Mr. Branson has islands and great wealth, and a profound interest in space flight, and thus my interest in contacting him in the hope that he could relocate us to one of his islands and finance a huge beacon assembly there where the alien hospital ship could land and take care of my wife.
 In return, I would devote time and expertise in assisting his development team building an inverted gravity chamber as an alternative to the current technology of rocketry.  This however would most mute, in consideration, that in coming, the aliens would most likely provide him superior expertise in this same regard.

Sincerely,

Joel Webb
808 553-3456

 My wife is recovering from a brain injury;  far too difficult for current medicine.  Her name is Buc.  This happened to her late 1996 while we were playing tennis.  At the time she was in perfect health.  Now, though she is slowly improving, she is still unable to move her arms or legs or speak.  The injury, an aneurysm spared her cerebrum, so her cognitive mental capacity is intact.  As one of her nurses said, she is not so much incapacitated, but rather, cut off.
 We lived in California at the time, but moved to Molokai island in Hawaii.  During this time, the treatment she really needed, stem cell implantation, was disallowed by the Federal Government.
 In my thinking, Hawaii would be the perfect central location, in order to move her to any Pacific Rim nation supporting stem cell research, as well as Nordic nations.  But globally, there have been no breakthroughs, so we feel we might be coming to our dead end.
 I am 71 right now, and if I were to die, her remaining life would be dreadful without me;  my major concern.
 My life has been harsh.  We are on a combined fixed income, which though hardly enough to make ends meet, is sufficient in disqualify us from public aid, such as food stamps, chucks, diapers, nurses and her food in cans delivered by G-tube directly into her stomach.  She is unable to eat.
 Several months back, she finally qualified for nursing assistance for six hours a day.
 I work the remaining eighteen hours;  with my sleep interrupted at twelve midnight, four AM and seven in the morning, with no let up, and I am exhausted.
 Last week, the County plumbing inspector flagged me with a notice to bring my plumbing up to code.  On an island with one certified plumber, the plumber can ask anything he wants.  As of yesterday, I now owe him $3,800.
 My wife was sent a bill for $1,400 for food supplies from a private company contracted by the State to ship food to my wife, all of which was supposed to be covered by the State's social program.  It is uncertain if I will have to pay another month for all her supplies, which always cost $500.  Do you think there is anyway Mr. Branson can help?  We are both still in good spirits, though living in despair.

Sincerely in confidence,

Joel Webb
808 553-3456

The first photo is of Buc in 1997, a more recent photo her and our home in Kaunakakai.

I have expunged your e-mail handle from my CPU.

 Twelve years ago my wife had part of her brain sucked out during surgery, disconnecting connections to her muscles, leaving her today unable to speak or move.
 Four years later, in late 2000, I learned about the presence of alien space ships and decided to move to a remote island to contact them, in the event they can repair the damage.
 I now nightly operate a small signal beacon in the attempt to contact them, but feel it is of insufficient power to achieve this in a timely manner for my wife, thus my reason for contacting you, knowing that you own several small islands where you might allow us to do this, and perhaps even help fund a much more powerful array of lights in order to expedite the matter.
 If you could do this for us, I own some property on the island where we live, which I would give to you in return.

Sincerely in confidence,

Joel and Buc Webb

(808)  553-3456

Dear Ms. Clarke:

 Somehow our communications seem to have broken down.  E-mail has never been that consistent for me.  I also feel that it lacks privacy and that it can be intercepted and read by others.  I've sent this letter certified so that I will know if it arrives at its destination, not to deter you from assigning it to the circular file.
 You originally fielded my e-mail seeking assistance from Sir Richard Branson which I had sent to Necker Island.  You also replied, but I know that Sir Richard Branson at the time had flooding problems at his home in Kidlington, so I decided not to bother you anymore.
 Two years ago, I also sent a letter to Ms. Eva Morales at the Green Fund (hence the utilization of this address) about clean energy.  She replied (26 October 2007) that they (Virgin) would hold my letter for reference.  These two letters are perfectly unrelated, though their connection might give you oversight to who I am, along with my personal web page at http://www.zyx2.org, which I hope you might ask Sir Richard Branson to visit.
 This letter is in regard to curing my wife who was struck down by God.  I realize that in stating this, with Sir Richard Branson being an atheist, it might do me no good asking for his help, but I greatly hope otherwise.
 Her injury is a brain aneurysm turned into a subarachnoid hemorrhage.  This is all completely covered in my web site, or you can go to Google and type in Buc's case in your search.  Also, her photograph is available on Google.
 It is in her regard, I would like the aliens to set up a treatment intake facility on Necker Island for her, and of course others.  I've picked Necker Island because of its location;  warm nights being helpful to my knees when I am attending her medical needs throughout the night;  for what I propose might take several years before help comes along.  Also, Necker Island appears to be small, isolated and secure, along with the possible reality that aliens might only consort with those citizens belonging to a comparable peace loving nation like Britain, which is hardly I and my wife's situation living in the US;  a clear disadvantage to her.  Lastly, I can't think of anyone else who might help, especially in consideration of members of my own family who think that "she should just die."
 We currently live on a small island in Hawaii, but our Christian neighbors have not taken well to us in our trying to beckon alien space travelers to land across the street from our home;  with beacon lights going off and on all night long.  It is quite sad that two of my wife's nurse's children are concerned about being eaten by aliens.  Actually, one of them is not so much concerned about that, but that they might be ugly.  Though I have asked for local help, most believe that they should not believe in aliens, and that it is Jesus' job to cure the sick.
 What I would like, is for Sir Richard Branson to assist, in the installation a powerful signal beacon to attract alien vessels.   The cost of this beacon might reach $100,000.
 Right now, I am operating at a measly 1,000,000 candles at less than $800 budget.  Currently my electric utility costs are zero since I am operating off-grid solar.
 I'm thinking a beacon 50X stronger should do the job, plus an infrared setup and krypton green lasers.  Hopefully there is not too much air traffic around Necker, because the krypton green are exceptionally powerful and must be carefully operated under such conditions.
 If successful, the aliens may alight at a designated site on the island where they may be allowed to operate their hospital ship.  I have all the confidence in the world, if we reach this juncture (and even if we don't), they have the capability to cure her.
 Of course the benefits to all will be wonderful.  To Sir Richard Branson, I am sure that they will clear out the dangerous debris orbits for his safe ascent in his upcoming orbital flights he is planning.
 Perhaps they might consider giving him access of their gravitational propulsion systems and advanced radar systems so that he may readily avoid debris himself.  I see no reason why not if we all demonstrate a sensible and peace loving disposition.

Sincerely in confidence,

Joel Webb

Joel and Buc Webb
P.O. Box 964
Kaunakakai, Hawaii 96748
USA

(808)  553-3456

Dear Ms. Morales:

 Do you think that you might be able to forward this to Ms. Helen Clarke.  Ms. Clark was in the Virgin Islands, when an e-mail I sent to Sir Richard Branson was fielded by her.  I am not sure if she was on Necker Island at the time.
 It is in regard to my crippled wife.  I would like set up a treatment intake facility on Necker Island.  I've picked Necker Island because of its location;  warm nights being helpful to my knees when I am attending her medical needs throughout the night.
 What I would like, is for Sir Richard Branson to assist, in the installation a powerful signal beacon to attract alien vessels.   The cost of this beacon might reach $100,000.
 If successful, the aliens may alight at a designation site where they may open their hospital ship.  I have all the confidence in the world, if we reach this juncture, they have the capability to cure her.
 Of course the benefits to all will be wonderful.  To Sir Richard Branson, I am sure that they will clear the debris orbits for his safe ascent in his upcoming enterprise.  Perhaps they might consider giving him access of their gravitational propulsion systems and advanced radar systems so that he may readily avoid debris himself.
 Sir Richard Branson may wish to determine my credibility.  Please go to http://www.zyx2.org.
 Ms. Morales, I am writing you because you provide a

This is not in regard to your letter to me in
Sincerely in confidence,

Joel and Buc Webb

(808)  553-3456

Complainant:  Joel E. Webb
Against:   Oceanic Time Warner
Period:  March 2009   through   April 2009 to present
Attempted Failed Resolution Contacts:

Customer Care Contact 643-2100
Sales Person
Field Service
e-mail

     Last March 2009 seven lizards destroyed my TV's analog circuit.  My television is digital ready.  At the time, the Oceanic Field Service Technician was unable to complete the digital connection to Oceanic's existing cable line in my living room, even though I was paying for both analog and digital transmission.  This was my agreement with Oceanic as reflected by their invoices to me, and their service card.
     My last statement balance for this time was current and paid.  It was for Standard Service for $35.95, and included 122 channels, 51 being digital, which I was no longer getting.
     At this time the Field Service Technician chose not to honor Oceanic's agreed service, and I was left without any useful transmission, which I have been paying for ever since.
     After numerous attempts to resolve the matter, and continuing to pay for programming I could not see, I decided there was little I could do.
 I continued keeping my account to date and paid as late as June.  At that time I decided to go paper less because I felt my communication chances with Oceanic would improve via e-mail, however instead, they broke down.  No one from Oceanic resolved the transmission failure for several months, and in late August I e-mailed them that I no longer wanted to pay them for services not received.  Then in September they began demanding payment with the threat of damaging my credit.
     Only a week later, on October 8th they finally fixed the problem with the installation of their converter box and promptly disconnected everything the following day, demanding that I pay them $490.88 before further restoration of service.

     I have lived without Oceanic, finding broadcast digital reception better through my rabbit ears via a $35 converter box than their equivalent channels, such as ABC Network, and I believe that I could live without Oceanic Time Warner Cable that much longer.
     I believe that the appropriate choice of action for you is to permanently revoke their cable franchise permit island wide.